We're All Bankers Now

Now that we, as a nation, are stock holders in yet another bank, this time Citicorp, we are eagerly awaiting our share of the profits once we get out of this mess. Or profits when it gets healthy and is sold back to private investors. Failing that, we would at least like to get invited to one of those fancy parties all those bankers seem to like throwing for themselves.

The Central Committee is also working on finding new CEO's of each individual bank and taking resumes from members of the revolutionary forces. So far, the leading contender for Bank of America appears to be a recent manager of a Subway Store from Pougheskipee New York. By all accounts, it was one of the cleanest and most well run Subways in the Tri-State area. He has no bank experience but it appears that huge amounts of banking/financial experience meant anything