It's Time for a Draft

I'm not sure whether I want this kid to be sent to Afghanistan where he can be fragged by his fellow soldiers, have his car break down in the middle of the poor sections of DC or Baltimore, or given a job as a Congressional Page. Needless to say, whatever CCCT (the Committee for Condescending Twerp Conservatives, otherwise known as the George Will Brigade) decides, it will involve a super-atomic wedgie.