Sanford is Dumb II

It has come to my attention that in the few days since this blog has been started, the communiques have not been revolutionary-y enough. Now that the Glorious Revolution™ (yeah, that's right, we trademarked the sucker-- suck it commies) is in full effect, Up Against the Wall Motherfucker will now strive to do a much better job of being the mouthpiece of the People- Fielding

It has come to our attention from the CARQ (Committee Against Ridiculous Quotes) that the aforementioned right honorable Mark Sanford-- someone who we are sure will be a leading contender to be the next Republican Presidential Candidate for his willful desire to showcase his idiocy-- compared the new economic polices to both the Weimar Republic and Stalin-era Soviet Union, thus achieving the always difficult double Godwin and the even rarer 7/10 split of comparing the same thing to two complete opposites, the Weimar Republic being what led to Fascism and the USSR being communist. The analogy, of course, is ridiculous because as we all know, the deterioration of the Weimar Republic's economy came about due to Germany being saddled with ridiculous debt from starting a stupid and completely useless war.

Oh wait.

We are amazed Sanford did not hurt himself during this exercise

As for the punishments, Central Committee has deemed that Republican Governor's such as Sanford and Bobby Jindal, will be forced to accept all parts of this stimulus bill as well as any others passed and will have to name any and all new construction projects and schools after President Obama and attend every ribbon cutting ceremony. The Committee has also deemed that not only will the new construction projects be named after Obama, but his full name will have to be used, thus ensuring that one day, Mark Sanford will have to attend the opening of the brand new Barack Hussein Obama Elementary School.

CARQ has also notified us that GOP Head Honcho Michael Steele complained that the new economic policies will cause both inflation and deflation but will not call for punishment as Steele provides too much comic material.