Sorry for the lack of postings, but Central Committee has been watching and rewatching the Sorta State of the Union speech to take notes of who stood up for what and who didn't. While we won't take note of every applause line, we do figure anyone that doesn't stand for the passing of the SCHIP bill, you know, the one that makes it easier for poor children to get health care, certainly deserves dishonorable mention. We're thinking something biblical here, like a plague that strikes them with something that their health insurance doesn't cover.
We are also busy monitoring the CPAC (Conservative Political Action Committee) proceedings but between Michelle "Anti-Americans Should be Watched" Bachmann not only being the President of the proceedings but calling RNC Chairman Michael Steele "Da Man", the presence of Joe the Plumber, John Bolton making a joke out Chicago getting nuked, Mitch McConnell talking about how fun it would be to hang out with either him or Rush Limbaugh, or any other various bits of insanity, we have yet to determine how much of all of this is real and how much all of this performance art. We are also not quite sure that doing anything to the GOP is worthwhile these days as they seem to be doing a perfectly fine job of doing themselves in themselves.
We do hope to hit them with a self-made gay bomb soon just for shits and giggles, but, once again, we're not sure a bunch of uptight religious homophobes don't need any help in having anonymous gay sex in bathrooms
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